Hey! Looks like this blog is coming back to life? Just know that I will also be transporting these archufacts to www.everythingdavid.wordpress.com , since that's my main archie site anyway. Enjoy them here for now! If you haven't read them before, PLEASE DO! They're awesome :D
-Archeyangel
Friday, October 3, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Archupedia Galore!
I've missed these, scout. Final;ly some more archufacts :D :
Final Random Archufacts:
When David Archuleta picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.
If you spell “David Archuleta” in Scrabble, you automatically win.
David Archuleta CAN believe it’s not butter.
David Archuleta is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
For David Archuleta, every street is “one way”. HIS WAY.
David Archuleta can get Blackjack with just one card.
David Archuleta let the dogs out.
David Archuleta is left-handed. And right-handed.
David Archuleta is so cool he doesn’t have to use oven mitts… or potholders.
Nigel’s an ass.Friday, August 22, 2008
Yesterday was a day to celebrate!!
Can you believe it?? OMMMMG :D! Okay so you might be really confused right now. Well, I just got my friend to become obsessed with CRUSH!! OMMMG! Well, my friend was never really into David. She didn't really care for him. She knew he was my one and only though (I blabbed a bit too much about him to her sometimes) but she beared with because I bare with some of her obsessions, like her doggy-obsession :). I just had to introduce her to Crush, because, I really wanted to see what she thought. I did a few weeks ago. She said she liked the chorus, but other than that...not really. I was sad, but what could I do?
I was talking to her on the phone the day before, while listening to "Crush" Piano Version. She heard it playing through the phone, and she asked, "What song is that?", and i said, "It's crush played with the piano." We started chatting a bit about it, and she said she was listening to Crush recently and she said it wasn't bad. I was thrilled, as an Archey would be :D!
Now, I got home from my math prep course, and I looked at our Caller ID. She had called. So I called her back. We said hi, exchanged greetings, and the first thing she said after that is "I. Hate. You." And then I'm like,"....why?" And then SHE'S like (.......waait for it........), "I can't stop listening to Crush now!!!!" These are probably not her EXACT words, but pretty much. I'm like
"WHAAAAT?!!" She went on to explain: "I listened to the song yesterday, and then I listened to the piano version. Then I went back and listened to the song again, and then I just kept playing it over and over and over! And....I stayed up until 5 AM listening to the song!"
OMYGOODNESS. You cannot believe how much I screeched when she told me this. I had converted her! Well, not completely. I got her obsessed with the song, and not him yet, but STILL! OMMMG I FELT SO PROUD! But SHE was in denial. She couldn't believe she got obsessed with his song. I for one, could not stop screeching and screaming for the whole phone call.
There was a point in the call that I laughed so hard I fell onto the kitchen floor, and some food that I was chewing in my mouth almost fell out onto the floor cause I was laughing so hard. It's pretty embarassing and silly, but hey...'m 14. Teeny's are weird like that.
Convo:
Friend: I just took a shower, and I'm looking for some clothes to wear.
Me: Wait...then you're not wearing any clothes now???
Friend: I'm only wearing underwear.
Me: O.o
Friend: I have a towel wrapped around me and I'm sitting on the floor in my room.
Me: Okay that's better...what if they were...DAVID ARCHULETA UNDERWEAR??
Friend: OMG! WOAAH! OKAAY WOAH, WHAT'S....WRONG WITH YOU?? :O (I think I totally freaked her out then :D. Well, she's not an Archey, truly, so it's a natural reaction from her).
That's when I did the whole "Falling to the Ground From Laughing so Hard" delinquint. Aaaah good times.
I am sooo proud :D!! (And yet soooo weirdd...)
I was talking to her on the phone the day before, while listening to "Crush" Piano Version. She heard it playing through the phone, and she asked, "What song is that?", and i said, "It's crush played with the piano." We started chatting a bit about it, and she said she was listening to Crush recently and she said it wasn't bad. I was thrilled, as an Archey would be :D!
Now, I got home from my math prep course, and I looked at our Caller ID. She had called. So I called her back. We said hi, exchanged greetings, and the first thing she said after that is "I. Hate. You." And then I'm like,"....why?" And then SHE'S like (.......waait for it........), "I can't stop listening to Crush now!!!!" These are probably not her EXACT words, but pretty much. I'm like
"WHAAAAT?!!" She went on to explain: "I listened to the song yesterday, and then I listened to the piano version. Then I went back and listened to the song again, and then I just kept playing it over and over and over! And....I stayed up until 5 AM listening to the song!"
OMYGOODNESS. You cannot believe how much I screeched when she told me this. I had converted her! Well, not completely. I got her obsessed with the song, and not him yet, but STILL! OMMMG I FELT SO PROUD! But SHE was in denial. She couldn't believe she got obsessed with his song. I for one, could not stop screeching and screaming for the whole phone call.
There was a point in the call that I laughed so hard I fell onto the kitchen floor, and some food that I was chewing in my mouth almost fell out onto the floor cause I was laughing so hard. It's pretty embarassing and silly, but hey...'m 14. Teeny's are weird like that.
Convo:
Friend: I just took a shower, and I'm looking for some clothes to wear.
Me: Wait...then you're not wearing any clothes now???
Friend: I'm only wearing underwear.
Me: O.o
Friend: I have a towel wrapped around me and I'm sitting on the floor in my room.
Me: Okay that's better...what if they were...DAVID ARCHULETA UNDERWEAR??
Friend: OMG! WOAAH! OKAAY WOAH, WHAT'S....WRONG WITH YOU?? :O (I think I totally freaked her out then :D. Well, she's not an Archey, truly, so it's a natural reaction from her).
That's when I did the whole "Falling to the Ground From Laughing so Hard" delinquint. Aaaah good times.
I am sooo proud :D!! (And yet soooo weirdd...)
Saturday, August 9, 2008
MORE AND MORE ARCHUPEDIA!!
This will never end, will it? Not while Rickey's Angel are on the case! Here are some new archufacts up today. Thanks to Jen A. on rickey's for updating the list for me :P.
Random Archufact: You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
Unless you’re David Archuleta.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta’s body temperature is 98.6 degrees… Celsius
Randomn Archufact: No matter what your mother always said, David Archuleta CAN tune a fish.
Random Archufact - David Archuleta made Ellen turn straight.
Random Archufact: Dinosaurs went extinct because of the David Archuletasaurus.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta is cuter than a twonkie.
Random ArchuFact: Whenever David Archuleta goes for a swim, dolphins appear!
Random Archufact: David Archuleta can cook Minute Rice in 7 seconds. (Note for my Mormon friends: he knows how to make Jello, too)
Random ArchuFact: David Archuleta’s charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta can toast a marshmallow by simply looking at it.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta doesn’t go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Archie.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta can light the Olympic Torch with his eyes.
Random Archufact: There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and the hunkerdown.
Randomn Archufact:Random Archufact: David Archuleta can sneeze with his eyes open.
Randomn Archufact: Jello put the jiggle in David Archuleta’s giggle!
Randomn Archufact: When he drives his Ford hybrid, every light turns green for David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong…David Archuleta did.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta has now replaced “Jello” as the official *snack* of Utah.
Random Archufact: The AI tour buses never have to stop for gasoline. They are fueled by Archenergy.
Random Archufact: Everyone has been getting on the Go Green bandwagon lately. Recent scientific studies have shown that it’s even better for the environment if you Go David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: David could look like the Phantom of the Opera and I would still want to listen to him sing.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta is solely responsible for global warming.
Randomn Archufact: Every time David Archuleta sings, an angel gets its wings.”
Randomn Archufact: The U.S. government will start banning Archuleta pictures to solve the ongoing water crisis.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta is not only a noun, but a verb.
Randomn Archufact: When David Archuleta goes to the bathroom, the toilet flushes by itself.
Randomn Archufact: Coke had to change their slogan, they found that David Archuleta was the “real thing”
These are really starting to get a bit silly. But they are very hilarious. Thanks for the updates Jen!! Keep 'em coming!
Random Archufact: You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
Unless you’re David Archuleta.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta’s body temperature is 98.6 degrees… Celsius
Randomn Archufact: No matter what your mother always said, David Archuleta CAN tune a fish.
Random Archufact - David Archuleta made Ellen turn straight.
Random Archufact: Dinosaurs went extinct because of the David Archuletasaurus.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta is cuter than a twonkie.
Random ArchuFact: Whenever David Archuleta goes for a swim, dolphins appear!
Random Archufact: David Archuleta can cook Minute Rice in 7 seconds. (Note for my Mormon friends: he knows how to make Jello, too)
Random ArchuFact: David Archuleta’s charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta can toast a marshmallow by simply looking at it.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta doesn’t go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Archie.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta can light the Olympic Torch with his eyes.
Random Archufact: There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and the hunkerdown.
Randomn Archufact:Random Archufact: David Archuleta can sneeze with his eyes open.
Randomn Archufact: Jello put the jiggle in David Archuleta’s giggle!
Randomn Archufact: When he drives his Ford hybrid, every light turns green for David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong…David Archuleta did.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta has now replaced “Jello” as the official *snack* of Utah.
Random Archufact: The AI tour buses never have to stop for gasoline. They are fueled by Archenergy.
Random Archufact: Everyone has been getting on the Go Green bandwagon lately. Recent scientific studies have shown that it’s even better for the environment if you Go David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: David could look like the Phantom of the Opera and I would still want to listen to him sing.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta is solely responsible for global warming.
Randomn Archufact: Every time David Archuleta sings, an angel gets its wings.”
Randomn Archufact: The U.S. government will start banning Archuleta pictures to solve the ongoing water crisis.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta is not only a noun, but a verb.
Randomn Archufact: When David Archuleta goes to the bathroom, the toilet flushes by itself.
Randomn Archufact: Coke had to change their slogan, they found that David Archuleta was the “real thing”
These are really starting to get a bit silly. But they are very hilarious. Thanks for the updates Jen!! Keep 'em coming!
David mentioned on 97.3 Toronto's Eazy Rock!
I know this was supposed to be mostly an archupedia blog, but I just have to mention this. I posted this cmment on rickey.org too, so I'll just copy and paste.
"OHMYGOSH! I just had a wonderful archu-moment two seconds ago!
OKAY ONE SECOND DON’T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME IS ON THE RADIO!! 97.3 EAZY ROCK! NOT DAVID’S VERSION BUT STILL!! AAAH!!!
Sorry, I went crazy when I heard the original version of David’s first finale song (which I ahd never heard yrt…the original version), I went nuts. I am officially listening to this radio station. I have a feeling they will play Crush on this station! And this is why:
10 minutes ago, I turned on my MP3 player, and I forgot that I had it on radio function from yesterday. So it was set on 97.3 Eazy Rock (Toronto Station), and somehow I though I heard David Cook’s single: Time Of My Life, on it. And it was! AHAHA that gave me a bit of a shock, I didn’t know David Cook’s winning song played on the radio. Anyways, I listened to the rest of it on the radio, and right after it, here’s what the reporter says:
“This is 97.3 Toronto’s Eazy Rock, with David Cook: Time of My Life. You know, he was at the Kids Choice Award (LMAAAAAAAAOO she actually said “Kids” Choice award…that gave me a laugh) a few days ago, and he was standing right there, with David Archuleta (AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! She mentioned him!!! *Freaks out*). He asked Archiuleta, does he have one name he would go by? And David [Archie]said, “Yeah, I do”. So then he [Cook] said, “Well if you’re going to go by David, then I need to come up with a name for myself. So now I will go by “bocephus”. So I guess we can now call David Cook, ‘bocephus’.”
Yes ti went almost like that, not the EXACT words but pretty much there yaah. LMAAAAAAAAAOO that just killed me. Even though she msotly talked about Cook, I still freaked out. And then they play the original version of David Archuleta’s first finale song. Of course, she didn’t say it had anything to do with David Archuleta or idol at all, but that was just a funny coincedence. *Still laughing*"
Funny eh? I'll update the archupedia real soon! Thanks!
Thursday, August 7, 2008
MORE ARCHUPEDIA!!
With credits to my wonderful friends at rickey.org!! Forgive me if there are any repeated, even from the two last Archupedia blogs.
Randomn Archufact: If you have five dollars and David Archuleta has five dollars, David Archuleta has more money than you.
Randomn Archufact: When David Archuleta falls in water, David Archuleta doesn’t get wet. Water gets David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: A picture is worth a thousand words. A David Archuleta is worth 1 billion words.
Randomn Archufact: When taking the SAT, write “David Archuleta” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta doesn’t bowl strikes. He just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta has counted to infinity. Twice.
Random Archufact: Most people understand that their bank deposits are insured by the FDIC. What most people don’t understand is that the FDIC is insured by David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: Getting a phone called from David Archuleta is better than getting one from the Prezzzz.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta was once a knight in King Arthur’s court. He was known as Sir Hunkerdown.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta can build a snowman out of rain.
David Archuleta can wear white after Labor Day.
Random Archufact: Looking at this picture of David Archuleta
http://www.david-hq.org/photos/displayimage.php?album=258&pos=9 while listening to “Love Me Tender” is the preferred method of execution for female prisoners in 42 states. *THUD*
Randomn Archufact: A Whopper takes two hands to handle David Archuleta
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta CAN believe it’s not butter.
Randomn Archufact: Scientists have created a formula to calculate the amount of energy given off by the Big Bang: (x archu-thlap + y archu-hunkerdown) divided by y archu-points & smiles = *THUD*
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta doesn’t exactly write music. The notes and lyrics assemble themselves in awe.
Randomn Archufact: 4 out of 5 doctors recommend David Archuleta to cure what ails you.
Randomn Archufact: Staring at David Archuleta for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness.
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta proves that there is indeed heaven on earth.
Randomn Archufact: When David Archuleta goes fishing, the fish jump right into the boat and flop at his feet in gratitude
Randomn Archufact: If David Archuleta had been alive in the 1950’s, Lucy Ricardo would have had some splaining to do…
Randomn Archufact: Kevin Bacon plays six degrees of David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: It takes Racheal Ray 30 minutes to cook a meal. It takes David Archuleta 2.1 milliseconds to cook Rachael Ray into a thud burger.
Randomn Archufact: The moon does not shine as brightly as the Archuglow.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta accomplishes more with one vocal chord, than the Jonas Brothers do with six.
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta is better than crazy glue. He bonds and holds people and things without contact.
Random Archufact: Superman wears David Archuleta pajamas. (thanks imaginethat!)
And yes, there will be more to come!!
Randomn Archufact: If you have five dollars and David Archuleta has five dollars, David Archuleta has more money than you.
Randomn Archufact: When David Archuleta falls in water, David Archuleta doesn’t get wet. Water gets David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: A picture is worth a thousand words. A David Archuleta is worth 1 billion words.
Randomn Archufact: When taking the SAT, write “David Archuleta” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta doesn’t bowl strikes. He just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Randomn Archufact: There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, David Archuleta lives in Utah.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta’s iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear clothes.Random Archufact: David Archuleta has counted to infinity. Twice.
Random Archufact: Most people understand that their bank deposits are insured by the FDIC. What most people don’t understand is that the FDIC is insured by David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: Getting a phone called from David Archuleta is better than getting one from the Prezzzz.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta was once a knight in King Arthur’s court. He was known as Sir Hunkerdown.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta can build a snowman out of rain.
David Archuleta can wear white after Labor Day.
Random Archufact: Looking at this picture of David Archuleta
http://www.david-hq.org/photos/displayimage.php?album=258&pos=9 while listening to “Love Me Tender” is the preferred method of execution for female prisoners in 42 states. *THUD*
Randomn Archufact: A Whopper takes two hands to handle David Archuleta
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta CAN believe it’s not butter.
Randomn Archufact: Scientists have created a formula to calculate the amount of energy given off by the Big Bang: (x archu-thlap + y archu-hunkerdown) divided by y archu-points & smiles = *THUD*
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta doesn’t exactly write music. The notes and lyrics assemble themselves in awe.
Randomn Archufact: 4 out of 5 doctors recommend David Archuleta to cure what ails you.
Randomn Archufact: Staring at David Archuleta for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness.
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta proves that there is indeed heaven on earth.
Randomn Archufact: When David Archuleta goes fishing, the fish jump right into the boat and flop at his feet in gratitude
Randomn Archufact: If David Archuleta had been alive in the 1950’s, Lucy Ricardo would have had some splaining to do…
Randomn Archufact: Kevin Bacon plays six degrees of David Archuleta.
Randomn Archufact: It takes Racheal Ray 30 minutes to cook a meal. It takes David Archuleta 2.1 milliseconds to cook Rachael Ray into a thud burger.
Randomn Archufact: The moon does not shine as brightly as the Archuglow.
Random Archufact: David Archuleta accomplishes more with one vocal chord, than the Jonas Brothers do with six.
Randomn Archufact: David Archuleta is better than crazy glue. He bonds and holds people and things without contact.
Random Archufact: Superman wears David Archuleta pajamas. (thanks imaginethat!)
And yes, there will be more to come!!
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